Pink Girl-You must be important

[Colleens_Husband]

Hey Pink Girl:

You must be important because I noticed that your gone. Are you Okay? Have you been arrested trying to smuggle low powered American beer and expensive, non-socialist flour into Canada? Are you sitting in a hell hole American smuggler's prison in Pierre, North Dakota? I can't think of any other explanation for your absence. Rest assured, Bill and I are already forming a criminal SWAT team to bust you out. Bill's got all the guns and ammo and I've got the spray cheese.

Lee

P.S.

Stay away from the big one-eyed loggers. They are just bad news.

[Bill]

Lee, maybe she's just snowed in or something. I've been concerned, too, though. I've been fattening myself up and immersing myself in cold water daily just in case we need to head north for a rescue trip. (oh, by the way, I don't have 'all' of the guns and ammo., my 'partners' have some, too) Keep me posted, Lee, I'm ready to trot north at the drop of hat!

[Colleens_Husband]

I hear you Bill. Canada is a big place. If only we had an address for her or something.

[Gerri]

Oh course PinkGirl is important - I too have noticed her absence. I sent her a PM last week and haven't heard back. Maybe someone on the board actually has had contact with her and will let us know if she is okay.

Lee, I noticed you threw in the bit about not having her address. Nice try, but we are wise to you. I would tend to believe that the stalking order against you is still in effect in Canada, so you had better wear a disguise if you plan on visiting. If you and Bill do go north of the border, just ask someone about her. Pink has said that she knows everyone in Canada, so she probably won't be hard to find.

Come back Pink, we miss you!!!

[Sheila]

I have heard from her...I received another email today...I too was worried and I contacted her a couple weeks ago...I just made it sound like I was looking for some different spray cheese receipes for Thanksgiving.

Anyway, she is fine, just needed a break, I have begged her to come back, and she will in time...she does need to hear from all of us on how much we miss her...I am sure Lee can start a contest...he is good at it!

PS...I do have her address, and I am sworn to secrecy!!!!!!!! It would take James Bond to get it out of me....and not the new one!

Miss ya Pink

[sassy]

I've missed Pink too. And I know what you mean about her address, Sheila. She promised some pretty horrid things concerning spray cheese if i disclosed her address!

Let start a campaign to get her back! Things don't seem in the "pink" without her!

[Colleens_Husband]

Sheila and Sassy:

Maybe I'm not Bond, James Bond, but I still like it shaken and not stirred. Perhaps I can entice you with a bunny bowl filled with spray cheese, and at no additional cost, a second bunny bowl filled with chocolate. Let me assure you that the chocolate is not that low caliber sissy chocolate, but that rich 74% cocoa chocolate that costs extra. First person to give me the address gets both bunny bowls, and the other person will never feel the joy when the bunny comes back to you to reward your membership in the clean plate club. Think about it.

Lee

P.S.

Each of the two bunny bowls are different. You won't be getting two bowls with the same bunny, but two completely different bunnies!

[Colleens_Husband]

P.P.S.

As an added bonus, whoever gives me the address will get first chance to blame the other for letting the information slip out. How cool is that?

[Colleens_Husband]

P.P.P.S.

Neither of the bunny bowls is the one that my youngest daughter Ma'ire put in the microwave oven to cook ramen noodles, only she forgot to put in the water and the noodles caught fire, leaving a scarred and deformed bunny, which we now call the 'special' bunny. These bunny bowls are in near mint condition with bunnies unmarred by facial wounds or hideous bubbly things.

[schoolteacher]

Pink, I missed hearing from you on the board also. I was wondering what you have been up to last night.

Amelia

[sassy]

I'm allergic to rabbits.

[hutchibk]

hey pinkie - come out come out where ever you are!

[harrie]

Piiiiinnnnkkkkk Girl...thoughts your way from waaayyyyy over here too!!
Miss you...

[ElaineM]

Maybe she is just letting you think she is in Canada and she is at some secret location living it up or taking a relaxing break.
Save these posts for her for after she gets back, so she will know how much she is missed.