Bill, while you were gone.....

[sassy]

We decided to post things that remind us of you, like songs, appropriate jokes, poems, quotes, famous names, books, etc.

So everybody join in!

Here's a start:

Wondering what you are doing.....

"Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On"

[hutchibk]

Billy Big Mouth Bass

[PinkGirl]

Won't you come home Bill Bailey .....

[harrie]

BBWB
...bad...boy...wild...bill.....

[harrie]

do-rags...

Isn't that what he calls those bandana thingys?

[Sheila]

What would we do without our Billybutton????

[Sheila]

The Three BILLY Goats Gruff...Lee, Bill and ?????

[PinkGirl]

Billy Billy bo-illy
Banana fana fo-illy
Fee-fi-mo-milly
Billy

[Gerri]

Oh where have you been Billy Boy, Billy Boy
Oh where have you been charming Billy...

[PinkGirl]

If there were no bills, I could keep all my money.

[PinkGirl]

Billy, don't be a hero .......

[sassy]

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Without Bill it would be a y goat.

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This happened to Colleen:

Diagnosed in September 2007
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Sentinal node biopsy and lymph node removal with 3/18 positive in October 2007
4 TAC infusions
lumpectomy March 2008, bad margins
Re-excision on June 3rd, 2008 with clean margins
Fitted for compression sleeve July 16, 2008
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[Believe51]

Cow 'UTTERS'......>>Believe51

[Colleens_Husband]

Without Bills there would be lipless ducks wandering around.

[chrisy]

BILL! we love you so and we always will....

[sassy]

Oh No! Mr. Bill!!

[ElaineM]

I wanted to teach the members the music and lyrics from the song "Bill" from the broadway musical "Showboat", so we could sing it to you upon your return. Maybe someday, when I dig out the lyrics and music from my collection.

[hutchibk]

without Bill, we don't know what the meaning of 'is' is...

[harrie]

.....will you marry me BILL?
.....I love you so
.....I always will

(sorry, thats all I can remember....)

[Believe51]

Hey Elaine, just remember that I am 'tone-deaf', I might have ro hum, hehehe!>>Believe51

[juanita]

roses are red
violets are blue
without you bill
we go boo-hoo

[SoCalGal]

Without Bill - I'm just board.

[hutchibk]

Oh, where have you been,
Billy Boy, Billy Boy?
Oh, where have you been,
Charming Billy?

[WomanofSteel]

In keeping with the song lyrics I only have one thing to say. Which way you going Billy?

[hutchibk]

Without Billy - the kid would be lonely.

[Gerri]

Without Bill, Lee is half the man he used to be.

[SoCalGal]

Bill of Rights...

[harrie]

Bill.....a.....BONG......

[Sheila]

Bill....Collector...a person that collects funny things to do with BILL

[chrisy]

Without BILLS, our congress wouldn't get anything done....hmmmm...

[harrie]

Bailout......one HUGE Bill....

word of advice: (mentioned "bailout", but lets not elaborate on the politics or it might ruin this thread)

[SoCalGal]

Bill of Rights (and wrongs)

[harrie]

b...b...b...b....BEEEEELLLLLLL

[hutchibk]

Beware the BILL-derberg group... (I know Bill knows what I am talking about).

[juanita]

jack and bill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
jack fell down and broke his crown and bill came tumbling after.

[Terri B]

Ok, all the old folks, sing along:

GIRL: Whew! You sure gotta climb a lot of steps to get to this Capitol Building here in Washington! But I wonder who that sad little scrap of paper is?

I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill
Well, it's a long, long journey
To the capitol city
It's a long, long wait
While I'm sitting in committee
But I know I'll be a law someday
At least I hope and pray that I will
But today I am still just a bill

GIRL: Gee, Bill, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage!

BILL: Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn't even a bill. I was just an idea. Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed, so they called their local congressman and he said, 'You're right, there oughta be a law.' Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me t Congress, and I became a bill. And I'll remain a bill until they decide to make me a law.

I'm just a bill
Yes I'm only a bill
And I got as far as Capitol Hill
Well, now I'm stuck in committee
And I'll sit here and wait
While a few key congressmen discuss and debate
Whether they should let me be a law
How I hope and pray that they will
But today I am still just a bill

GIRL: Listen to those congressmen arguing! Is all that discussion and debate about you?

BILL: Yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones. Most bills never even get this far. I hope they decide to report on my favorably, otherwise I may die.

GIRL: Die!

BILL: Yeah, die in committee. Ooh! But it looks like I'm gonna live! Now I got the House of Representatives and they vote on me.

GIRL: If they vote yes, what happens?

BILL: Then I got the Senate and the whole thing starts all over again.

GIRL: Oh no!

BILL: Oh yes!

I'm just a bill
Yes, I'm only a bill
And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill
Well, then I'm off to the White House
Where I'll wait in a line
With a lot of other bills
For the President to sign
And he signs me then I'll be a law
How I hope and pray that he will
But today I am still just a bill

GIRL: You mean even if the whole Congress says you should be a law, the President can still say no?

BILL: Yes, that's called a veto. If the President vetoes me, I have to go back to Congress, and they vote on me again, and by that time you're so old...

GIRL: By that time, it's very unlikely that you become a law. It's not easy to become a law, is it?

BILL: No!

But how I hope and pray that I will
But today I am still just a bill

CONGRESSMAN: He signed you, Bill! Now you're a law!

BILL: Right on!

[Believe51]

....now if that is not a blast from Saturday morning cartoons. Whew>>Believe51

PS: Now if you can recite 'Conjunction Junction...What's Your Function?' I will be very impressed! LOL

[StephN]

BILL "Bad Boy" Clinton - likes to press the flesh ...

[Sheila]

hill Bill eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Sheila]

Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure...well in this case just Bill's, to da great white Nort
Pink Girl, i am shocked you didn't think of them!!!!

[hutchibk]

(Don't!!!) Kill Bill.

[chrisy]

My boy Bill will be tall and as tough as a tree, will Bill

like a tree he'll grow, with his head held high and his feet flat and firm on the ground

And you won't see nobody dare to try to boss him or toss him around...


from the musical "carousel"

[Becky]

Won't you come home Bill Bailey, won't you come home
We moan the whole day long....

[Sheila]

Bob the BILL Der (Builder)

[Colleens_Husband]

Billed Ford Tough

[AbbyDawg]

Buffalo Bill ... but not the one in Silence of the Lambs

[AbbyDawg]

Billy Beer

[AbbyDawg]

Bill-bored = what we are when Bill is gone

[harrie]

*** Bbwb *** ;-)

[AbbyDawg]

Billy-Club a.k.a. the Her2 Board


We miss ya, Sir 'Liam!

[sassy]

Oh, where have you been, Billy boy, Billy boy?
Oh, where have you been, charming Billy!

[StephN]

"Great Billy Goat's Whiskers!"

(What my very proper southern great aunt would say when she wanted to curse ...)

[hutchibk]

Without Billy.... Graham would just be a cracker!

[Colleens_Husband]

Okay Brenda. That was just a wee bit too funny.

[hutchibk]

Yeah, I kinda liked that one too...

[Jackie07]

(Elaine, now you have to teach us to sing it :))
Found it in Broadwaymusicals.com:

JULIE
I used to dream that I would discover
The perfect lover someday.
I knew I'd recognize him if ever
He came 'round my way.
I always used to fancy then
He'd be one of the God-like kind of men
With a giant brain and a noble head
Like the heroes bold
In the books I've read.
But along came Bill
Who's not the type at all,
You'd meet him on the street
And never notice him.
His form and face,
His manly grace
Are not the kind that you
Would find in a statue,
And I can't explain,
It's surely not his brain
That makes me thrill -
I love him because he's wonderful,
Because he's just my Bill.
He can't play golf or tennis or polo,
Or sing a solo, or row.
He isn't half as handsome
As dozens of men that I know.
He isn't tall or straight or slim
And he dresses far worse than Ted or Jim.
And I can't explain why he should be
Just the one, one man in the world for me.
He's just my Bill an ordinary man,
He hasn't got a thing that I can brag about.
And yet to be
Upon his knee
So comfy and roomy
Seems natural to me.
Oh, I can't explain,
It's surely not his brain
That makes me thrill -
I love him because he's - I don't know...
Because he's just my Bill.

[Colleens_Husband]

Billious billionaires bluster down barren billabongs billowing billions of bills from big billfolds, braying like billy goats as they pass by bland billboards, badly built billets with brilliant belfries bemoaning being bilked by Bill at billiards.

I don't know how to say it any more plainly than that. We miss you Bill. Get your butt back here.

[Bill]

Hi guys! Thanks for the great "welcome back". You are all hilarious! I missed y'all and it's good to be back. Go Team!!!!!!

[juanita]

welcome back!!!! we sure missed you!!!!

[sassy]

William,

We welcome you back with fanfare!

TA DAAAAAA!

[Bill]

Thanks to you all! You are all so wonderful. I missed you guys!!!!!!

[Believe51]

Bill, so glad you are back to us safe and sound. I really missed you something awful, for your presence here is well appreciated. Hope the move went well and that you are making yourself at home. Welcome back Sweet Billy Boy!>>Believe51