Caving: Segment 2

[Bill]

I typed out this story a few weeks ago, and lost it when I went to submit it, and since then I've been scairt to try it again. Anyhow, here goes.....Years ago, my best friend, Todd, was attending college in southwest Virginia. He chose that particular school because of it's fine academic reputation (party school). One weekend I travelled down to visit Todd and help him study for exams (party). I got there on Friday and we studied (partied) all night and went to bed very late (sunrise). Saturday morning (3PM) I arose from a very comfortable bed (floor) totally refreshed with a jubilant song of praise filling my heart (hungover as hell, and blaspheming) I found Todd at the kitchen table reading the Iliad (Playboy) and drinking a health-food drink (warm beer he had found from last night). Good morning Bill (man, I feel like crap). Good morning, Todd (Dude, I'm one hurt unit) I said, "what the plan for today?" Todd replied, "Well, I feel like I have mastered all of the subject matter for the exam on Monday. Do you want to go caving?"

[sassy]

Hmmmm...a school in southwest Virgina?

[PinkGirl]

Sassy
Are you telling us that Bill is being a bit disingenuous????

[sassy]

What!!? Bill?!! Never!!!

Having attended a school in southwest Virginia, and thinking Bill and I may be around the same age, and if Bill and Todd are around the same age.........

My school was purely academic, as was I......

[juanita]

when ya gonna finish this story Bill?

[Bill]

Ok, Bonita, tomorrow. You always keep me on my toes, don't you?

[PinkGirl]

I'm waiting to hear the part about how Bill and Todd met Sassy at a keg party.

[Sheila]

I am still trying to understand how a country with no spray cheese knows about keg parties? They go together like Mutt and Jeff, Bonnie and Clyde, peanut butter and jelly...spray cheese was always a part of my college keg parties...just don't ask what we did with it....

[PinkGirl]

Good one Sheila, funny! I know all about beer and keg parties, eh? I still haven't found any spray cheese.

[sassy]

Ah yes, keg parties....

[juanita]

Still waiting!!!!!!

[juanita]

bumping this up so maybe bbb will get the hint!

[Sheila]

Pink has him mesmerized reading the atlas

Really Pink, do people in Canada read the atlas?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[PinkGirl]

I can truly speak for all Canadians - no, we do not ever read an
atlas. We know where we are.

I got the trivia quiz off of the inter net, then I needed a hint, and
the atlas was the only thing I could think of. I didn't go through an
atlas, heck no, this is supposed to be fun.

[Sheila]

OK Pink.......I feel better knowing that you do not read the atlas......WHEW..........................you are too fun to read the atlas!!!!!

[juanita]

Had us all scared for a minute there. I'm glad you don't read the atlas!

[PinkGirl]

My husband has a nice, expensive atlas. The cover is all blue
and white - I think it's some ocean or else some clouds. It is
sort of like a "coffee table" book. I don't ever look through it
because I would leave chocolate finger prints everywhere.

[juanita]

I'd be leaving string cheese finger prints!